17th March 2013 - Vatican City

Roy & I have just returned from Vatican City where we accompanied the Archbishop of Burkhina Faso, Iver Semhee, as official translators from Swahili to Pigeon English. His spiritual home has just collapsed so he has gone from concave to conclave. The Vatican was awash with pious devotees all waiting for the white smoke the likes of which were last seen when an Air Zimbabwe plane, hijacked from a DRC diamond mine owned by an illegitimate son of Robert Mugabe, crash landed on a Colombian marching powder factory campsite on the periphery of Bogota run by the Medellin cartel's cardinal in training, Hughesio Marcheto.

Pope Francis bids us farewell !