Roy and I have just returned from Alabama to review the new developments regarding same sex marriages. The first case in question revolves around two gay men, Ivor Need and Slimp Meewhones, who met at a transcendental yoga class in downtown Montgomery. Slimp had found some fame in his home country, Yemen, where we has a very unlucky loser in the underwater smoking competition & firing squad competition - he who is left standing, wins. The government has taken a firm stand....for lack of a better term, to oppose same sex marriage for many years, but the federal government has challenged the rule that marriage is only between men and woman. Chuck Yuall, from a remote area on the Mississippi river has lodged papers to be allowed to marry his male St Bernard. It was ultimately declined on the grounds of a religious clause on bestiality. And the Federal govt has definitely drawn the line over an application from a remote Tennesse town called Signal Mountain. Benjamin Cousins applied to marry his step-brother, Aiden Cousins, but was declined the licence even though his father, Jayden Cousins, married his sister, Nya Cousins. It gets even more confusing in the remote hamlet of Eastern Tennessee called Oak Ridge, one of the first uranium mines in the United States & that could explain alot. John Wayne, based on his hermaphrodite status, applied to marry both his sister & his brother. It was duly granted by the Baptist Church ruling council in Oak Ridge, aboard of twelve comprising 5 males, 5 females & two Hermaphrodites. The Hermaphrodites most certainly swung the vote although there was common consensus that families should always be kept together where possible.
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| Slimp & ivor protesting Gay Marriage |
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| Chuck & his St Bernard partner |
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