Roy & I have just returned from Pyongyang in North Korea as guests of Kim Jong-un. We were tasked the project of sourcing some third grade uranium for the experimental nuclear reactor northwest of Acht-dong. As remuneration for our efforts, we were presented with a freshly painted two bedroomed bungalow in the upmarket residential area of Itaewon in Seoul, South Korea, where the Acht-dong missiles are currently pointed. We found this puzzling. We had used our Afghani source, Kilma Naybhor, to source a splitter, PU 239, first discovered in the Cavendish laboratory in Cambridge by a part-time cleaner, a Saudi woman, Ahmad Amund Al Kaholic, while redistilling some warm Paarl Perle wine.
Utilizing Bert Le Clos' clout, we accessed the SANDF's mostly redundant nuclear submarine fleet for our return journey, strangely enough operated by Bert's former gardener, now Rear Admiral of the South African Navy, Sipho Dlamini.
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