11th June 2013 - London



Howstrange

Roy and I have just returned from the Ecuadorean Embassy in London where we enjoyed high tea with the most famous whistle blower of modern times if not all time, Julian Howstrange, to discuss the latest move by the self-designated world 'super cops', the United States of America. The Yanks have, in their illogical & hypocritical wisdom and usual gung-ho confrontational style, called for the incarceration of young Hawaiian resident, Ed 'the Truth' Snowdon, for - wait for it - telling the truth! Snowdon has courageously decided to expose the CIA & tell the whole globe about Big Brother's underhand voyeurism & outright non-endorsed spying of the general public infiltrating all of the entire internet & telecommunication systems the world over, and quite rightly so.

Ed the Truth

Snowdon has been forced underground somewhere in Hong Kong, after an initial stay at the health spa of the Misa Hotel in Kowloon that he has since vacated, where unfortunately there is an extradition treaty with the land of the 'not so free'. The ever ebullient Howstrange, who incidentally needs to be knighted not hounded by the non-bathers in northwest Europe, has again lambasted the Yanks in no uncertain terms and has rightly urged the rest of the world to stand up to their perennial bullying & mindblowing bigotry. Many of the Americans interviewed have been repulsed by the actions of the government and have called on President Barracko Palmer to intervene, seemingly oblivious to his complicity in the first place..

Barracko Palmer

We gratefully accepted an assortment of gifts from Howstrange, including some new edible strawberry prophylactics from an al-Quaeda managed Karachi glue factory that he doesn't need at present (even if he did wish to assuage his bovine lust they would be superfluous at this point), and most wonderful of all, a new hacking program designed by Wikilicks to infiltrate all secret military sites the world over just in case our Julian doesn't make it out of his self-imposed incarceration. He has been confined for many months after lame accusations of sexual harassment were directed at him from a couple of swinging Swedes on the CIA's Stockholm informants & payroll list.

Snowdon, who flunked out of school before finding his way into the CIA where he quickly rose to the position of scrumhalf before his portfolio included technical assistant in the IT hacking department, has been accused of making it world knowledge that the NSA is cutting into Joe Publics' communications including some very prominent internet servers without their apparent knowledge, &, most importantly, without any criteria or even any democratic due process whatsoever....what bullshit! Snowdon himself refuses to live in a society that is not free even if the security company contracted to the CIA that employs him does pay a generous salary of close to a quarter of a million dollars per annum. Now that shows some integrity! The CIA & American government would do well to take a leaf out of Snowden's book, or, quite possibly, they will be looking at their own home grown version of an Arab uprising.



Comarade at Selfridges

Ecuadorian consulate in London

The British, in true old boy style, have rubbished suggestions that they are in any way involved - hmmm - and current Prime Minister, David Comarade, has addressed his cronies at the Eton Old Boys Club, sometimes known as the Conservative Party, to dismiss all allegations whether founded or not. Pushing his shore-break fringe to one side, Comarade urged any British companies to come forward if they were in cahoots with the Yankees. Spying was an anachronism that belonged to another epoch.' He stated emphatically. After the lack of a stampede or response of any kind for that matter, Comarade left with the London Mayor, Blondie Johnson, for their weekly bouffant together at Selfridges.