Roy and I have just returned from Umfolozi game
reserve in northern Natal to witness the appointment of the new board for
Ezemvelo KZN Wildlife, the conservation authority. Our biggest surprise was the
appointment of Bafana Bafana Nkosi as Director General after the shenanigans of
his previous appointment as a director of a prominent medical company with very
little qualifications for the position, if indeed any at all. When we posed the
question regarding his knowledge or the qualifications that could possibly
prepare him with the necessary skills to run a wild life conservation
organization, he responded with " the closest I have got to wild life was
during my time as a bouncer at the Hai Bo nightclub in downtown Josie".
Enough said.
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Bafana & team set off down Everest |
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Bafana moments before changing to the Luge |
Bafana first found fame as an iconic sportsman
winning the standup luge competition for the new film 'Jackass Four'. He
traversed the hilly & icy course down the side of Everest, at speeds most
free jumping astronauts would fail to reach, for a full three minutes before
crashing into an over crowded Japanese campsite littered with a dozen frozen
Nipponese former climbers.
From his makeshift campbed & sometime hospital
bed, a slab of concrete, at the Church of Latter Day Saints & formerly the
Buddhist Temple of Boudhanath Stupa in downtown Kathmandu
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Church for Mormon Buddhists |
before the Morman
membership drive in Nepal last year, he found a renewed faith in economic
self-enrichment & returned to South Africa an invigorated man bent on a
path of self-aggrandizement with the invaluable assistance of one of the most
absurd economic policies of all time, that of BEE (Black Economic Empowerment),
more commonly referred to as " Black Elitist Enrichment", a discriminatory
policy favoring the uneducated majority in a country of an educated minority.
Ezemvelo Wildlife management claimed that Nkosi
had never been charged with anything and he had resigned before charges were
ever put to him. Nkosi did concede that he was going to pay back the money for
the free first class air ticket he received courtesy of one of the company's
pharmaceutical suppliers, but only when Julius Malema came clean. There is more
chance of producing motorbikes with ashtrays & handlebar fans - although I
wouldn't put it past the North Koreans - than this pair ever coming up with one
cent of 'scaled' funds.
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Applicants waiting in line |
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Madonna at Nklanda |
Meanwhile, it was rumoured that President Zuma
was considering an appointment at the National Treasury for Nkosi in the newly
created position of Treasury Under Secretary for Tax Rebates, a
quasi-charitable rebate scheme for the previously disadvantaged under Apartheid
rule nearly twenty years ago. Anyone denied an education under the Apartheid
goverment may apply. The idea was squashed after the offices of the National
Treasury had to be closed for over a month due to the long queues of applicants
stretching from Pretoria to the Zimbabwean border post at Beitbridge. President
Zuma has now reconsidered & suggested, despite his BEE policy, that he
would promote Madonna for the position. It may have had something to do with
her 5 million US donation for the new primary school at Nklanda for the
president's children.
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