Roy and I have just returned from the Durban CBD
to assist 300 ex-Ezemvelo Wildlife rangers, formerly Natal Parks Board cleaning
employees, & now 'empowered' metro police officers with their own sideline
businesses in the taxi industry, the flourishing government tender industry
& the Point Road drug trade, who had all decided to raid the cosmopolitan
municipality on the pretext of searching for illegal cash bribes. Suffice it to
say, no cash was 'found' on the premises. But several invoices were discovered
pertaining to municipal employee sideline companies involved in various
non-tendered government tenders for the upliftment of black government
management only.
Our police chaperone, Honesty 'Furshur' Dlamini,
raised as a shepherd boy in the Nguni rich plains of the Transkei with an
evening street hawker butchery business specialising in cut-price road kill
& the odd neighbour's Nguni, told us that the police had decided to carry
out five quarterly raids to clean up and regain the streets of the former
'Engles' colonial stronghold of the Port of Durban.
Metro Police setting up the road block |
The most astonishing part of the raid was the
assortment of wares the street hawkers had on display. Kudu foreskins marinated
in boot polish to make them look more like Buffalo hides culled from the Kruger
Park drought of '92, alongside their biggest seller, an oyster based
aphrodisiac made from freshly culled Lesotho pony hooves (from a Royal polo
match apparently) mixed with formaldehyde used to preserve half of the Drakensburg
Adder population poached in 2012 by a family entourage of King Hibrie Roy III while
on christmas holiday at the Drakensburg Sun outside Underberg, courtesy of
Prince Harry's Sentebale Charity co-founded with Prince Seeisall of Lesotho,
all part of the team prize from the annual Sentebale Polo Cup held at the
King's palace grounds, of course.
'Anyone for a 'G 'n T'? Twelve, did I hear
twelve? Barman...twelve gin & tonics...please...would you be so kind?
Thankyou so much!'
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